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Feast Trailer
Feast is a movie with some of the blackest, wickedest, darkest humor I’ve ever seen in a horror movie! I loved every minute of it!! The characters are varied and many, some you may recognize in any local bar. First, there’s Bozo, a pool stick carrying a-hole with a bad attitude that all the hot chicks snub; Coach, a Silicon Valley wanna-be who’s specialty is pumped up “synergy” and “we’ve got the power” speeches; Beer Guy, who claims he’s an ex-model but now just delivers beer; Hot Wheels, a crippled dude in a wheel chair and brother of Bozo; Jason, the actor who gets his face ripped off; Honey Pie, a blonde chick with nice breasts and no brains; Tuffy, a single mom and boffo toy of Boss Man, owner of the bar that gets attacked by the “things”; Grandma, who’s introduced as a old gal that’s just recently blown Mick Jagger, Harley Mom, who’s main goal is to rob the bar she’s in at the moment until all hell breaks loose; Bartender, a crusty old cowboy with grit and a double barreled shotgun; Hero, a Evil Dead Ash copycat who claims he’s there at the bar to save the day but instead gets his head ripped off, and Heroine, Hero’s wife, who takes his place in the butt-kicking department. They all have a story and are as different as night and day, but they band together anyhow in the face of sure death from the things that are stalking them! The only thing anybody knows is that Hero and Heroine hit one of them on the road as they were traveling and they followed them to the bar, hence, the attacks. The writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, deserve some kind of award for their writing because I laughed all the way through this film. Shocking in its gore as well (witness the daddy alien/beast’s well hung package get caught in a slammed door and then sliced off!); it’s only upstaged by the one-liners that will have you doubled over with tears leaking out of your eyes! Or how about the smaller alien/beast actually getting into the bar and finally attaching itself to the mounted deer head and humping it like a poodle humps a leg?!? Weird, but funny because you really don’t expect half of the stuff the writers and director John Gulager throw at you. Well, anyway, you’ve read this limited review; why not see Feast?!?
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Hero gets his head taken clean off. |
| One beast/alien develops wood over the mounted deer head and starts to nail it! |
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Bartender and his trusty double barreled shotgun. |
| Another alien/beast reveals itself. |
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Beer Guy's eye gets ripped out of his head and maggots start to form, but not before he makes Honey Pie puke after seeing it! |
| Another look at one monstrosity attacking the bar. |
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